Today, X-COPS unexpectedly unleash their new 7" 'Confidential,' the most ass-kicking thing caught on tape since Rodney King! The upper crust of lowlife ex-law enforcement have circled back to beat you 7 inches from your life (also available on all streaming platforms), out now via Pit Records. This will be the FINAL RECORDING WITH THIS LINE-UP! That is, unless Prisoner 8048675309 can successfully file his emergency appeal before his date with the needle.
'Confidential' is decorated with 3 new original law enforcement anthems, including “Smartass (Hands Up),” a pig-pounding party of ex-police paradise all about pummeling pathetic pricks into potato-peeling pamper-whiny paste.
When asked for comment on the new 7", Lt Louie Scrapinetti said, “Fu*k Off.”
In 1995, the X-COPS searched your cavity! In 1996, they beat you down! In 2024, they lit your ass up! Now, in 2026, they're back to teach all you infinitesimal mongrels the painful ART OF SHUTTING YOUR FU*KING MOUTHS!
The X-COPS will be patrolling this fall with GWAR, Midnight, and Mac Sabbath on the "Gor Gor Must Die!" Tour. Also, see them in international waters with the Headbanger's Boat featuring Lamb of God, Zakk Sabbath, Dillinger Escape Plan, In Flames, and many more!
X-COPS Live:
Oct 27: Charlottesville, VA - The Jefferson Theater*
Oct 28: Atlanta, GA - The Masquerade*
Oct 29: Jacksonville, FL - FIVE*
Oct 30-Nov 3: Miami, FL - Headbangers Boat
Nov 4: Ft Lauderdale, FL - Revolution*
Nov 5: Orlando, FL - The Beacham*
Nov 6: Myrtle Beach, SC - House of Blues*
Nov 7: Winston-Salem, NC - The Ramkat*
Nov 8: Nashville, TN - Brooklyn Bowl*
Nov 9: Little Rock, AR - The Hall*
Nov 10: Dallas, TX - AM/FM*
Dec 3: Milwaukee, MI - The Rave*
Dec 4: Detroit, MI - The Crofoot Ballroom*
Dec 5: Cleveland, OH - House of Blues*
Dec 6: Pittsburgh, PA - Roxian Theatre*
Dec 8: Washington, DC - 9:30 Club*
Dec 9: Worcester, MA - The Palladium*
Dec 10: New York, NY - Palladium Times Square*
Dec 11: Philadelphia, PA - The Fillmore*
Dec 12: Norfolk, VA - The NorVa*
* Supporting GWAR
X-COPS are:
X-Sheriff Tubb Tucker - Vocals
X-Sargent Al DePansia - Guitar and Vocals
X-Lieutenant Louie Scrapinetti - Guitar and Vocals
X-Officer Ed Banger - Bass
X-Inmate #8048675309 -Drums
X-Bike Cop Biff Buff - Vocals
X Agent Zypygski, the “Zipper Pig” - Vocals
The Prisoner - Vocals