Stuff Your Stockings and Other Orifices with New Toys from GWAR This Holiday Season

Pucker up people!

The one and only Cuttlefish of Cthulu, longtime companion of the late Oderus Urungusof GWAR, is now available to take home as your very own adult toy!

 

GWAR recently seized control of the red-hot phallic forges deep in the Bad Dragon lair, where legendary sex-smiths work day and night to create the highest-quality fantasy-themed adult toys in the business. The result is a new monster dong for the denizens of planet Earth. Now, you too can wield the awesome power of the winged wiener of Oderus Urungus, the Cuttlefish of Cthulu!

 

The original Cuttlefish was slightly larger and every bit as appetizing as a burrito from the Mission District in San Francisco, but this model comes in a wide range of sizes from Small through Extra Large.

No matter the size, every one of these gems is larger than life itself, much like GWAR!!

The signature model even glows in the dark! 

Bad Dragon has a limited quantity of these abominations available now, and they’re dropping into our Inventory section like heads into a basket.

Bohabs! Head over to the GWAR Store now or the Bad Dragon Store and grab your very own Phallus in Wonderland

But that’s not all!

Your Lords and Masters of GWAR have also unveiled the second series of the GWAR Half Pints, their collaboration with Knuckleheadz

This set consists of Pustulus Maximus, Balsac The Jaws of Death and Bonesnapper, the cave troll.

These are also available for purchase HERE

GWAR AND KNUCKLEHEADZ TO RELEASE GWAR HALF PINTS

Knuckleheadz is proud to partner with the almighty GWAR to bring you Series 1 of the GWAR Half Pints. This set features Blothar, JiZMak and Beefcake. All Half Pint figures have different attributes making the size vary, but are all approximately 4 inches in height. Figures come packaged in their own box. They are expected to ship the 2nd week of December, so you Bohabs should be able to get them in your grubby hands and under your tree just in time for Xmas!

Upon seeing the figures, the Berserker Blóthar demanded to know: “What sorcery is this?! Someone has shrunk us down so small we are barely visible. This is fucking adorable! We will kick the ass of every toy under the tree.”

Buy them at https://gwar.net/collections/halfpints

GWAR’s latest release “Scumdogs XXX Live,” is available now via Pit Records. Order it HERE.

Don't miss GWAR on Tour This Fall!

Tour Dates:

x - with Napalm Death / Eyehategod supporting

# - Festival

11/26/21 - Reno, NV - Virginia Street Brewhouse x

11/27/21 - Boise, ID - Knitting Factory x

11/28/21 - Portland, OR - Crystal Ballroom x

11/30/21 - Seattle, WA - Showbox SODO x

12/1/21 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom x

12/3/21 - Calgary, AB - MacEwan Hall x

12/4/21 - Edmonton, AB - Midway Bar x

12/6/21 - Billings, MT - Pub Station

12/7/21 - Denver, CO - The Oriental Theater x

12/8/21 - Lawrence, KS - Granada Theater x

12/9/21 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue x

12/10/21 - Lincoln, NE - The Bourbon Theatre x

12/11/21 - Sauget, IL - Pop's x

12/13/21 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club x

12/14/21 - New York, NY - Irving Plaza x